Man I though Burial Ground
(a.k.a. The Nights of Terror
) was bad, but at least it had competent gore and zombies that looked mildly convincing (from a distance... in the dark... on a bad TV). Also it had a twenty-six year old jockey playing a small child with an oedipus complex who said things like "Mama your breasts are so soft!" in this hilarious, dubbed, adult-impersonating-a-small-child voice. It was bad, sure, but compared to Zombie Lake
it looks like Oscar material. Seriously, anything short of Troll 2 would be a shoe in for best picture if this movie was the only competitor. At least the title was semi-accurate because there was, in fact, a lake and there were also zombies (or hulk-green underwater Nazi vampires, which is close enough, I guess).